From the Editor Happy April Fools Day

April Fools’ Day is my least favorite holiday, however in the spirit of all things humorous.

 

In the heart of the Arctic, where the frigid winds howl their lonesome ballad and icebergs dance a timeless waltz, there exists a small patch of land known as Hans Island. A mere 1.3 square kilometers of frozen earth, this desolate rock holds a secret few dare to believe—a secret of legends.

It was on this isolated isle that two icons, thought to have departed from this mortal realm, found themselves entwined in an extraordinary fate.

Bruce Lee, the unparalleled master of martial arts, and Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll, were both presumed to have passed away. Yet, here they were, stranded on Hans Island, living out their days in a surreal existence.

Bruce, his lithe frame still exuding an aura of disciplined strength, spent his days practicing the fluid movements of kung fu. He had fashioned a small dojo amidst the icy terrain, where he imparted his wisdom to his sole disciple—none other than Elvis himself.

The King, now sporting a beard that matched the frosty landscape, eagerly absorbed Bruce’s teachings. With each graceful strike and serene meditation, Elvis found solace in the rhythm of kung fu. His once wild gyrations transformed into precise, controlled motions, a testament to his newfound discipline.

Their days were spent in harmonious camaraderie, sharing tales of their past lives and the world they left behind. Bruce spoke of the bustling streets of Hong Kong, while Elvis regaled him with stories of Memphis and Graceland.

One frostbitten evening, as they sat by the crackling fire, Elvis strummed a melancholic melody on his makeshift guitar. “You ever miss the world, Bruce?” he mused, his voice carrying a hint of longing.

Bruce, his gaze fixed on the distant horizon, replied with a knowing smile. “In this solitude, I have found peace. But I cannot deny the allure of the world beyond.”

Their conversation was interrupted by the sudden appearance of a polar bear, its massive form silhouetted against the twilight sky. Without hesitation, Bruce leaped into action, his movements a blur of calculated strikes. With a final, decisive blow, he subdued the beast, its growls fading into the icy silence.

Elvis watched in awe, a newfound respect shining in his eyes. “You truly are a master, Bruce,” he exclaimed, his admiration palpable.

As the seasons passed, their bond deepened, transcending the constraints of time and space. Together, they faced the harsh realities of their icy prison, finding strength in each other’s presence.

One day, a passing ship spotted smoke rising from the island and came to investigate. As the rescuers approached, Bruce and Elvis exchanged a bittersweet glance, knowing their time together was drawing to a close.

As they boarded the ship, Bruce turned to Elvis, his voice tinged with wisdom. “Remember, Elvis, the true journey lies within. Find the peace you seek, wherever your path may lead.”

With a nod of understanding, Elvis bid farewell to his mentor, his heart heavy yet hopeful.

And so, the legends of Hans Island faded into obscurity, whispered only by those who dared to believe in the extraordinary—a tale of two icons, united by fate, and bound by the timeless power of friendship.

 

You All Have a great day

 

MW

About Mark Warner 34 Articles
Tashi Mark Warner has trained in the martial arts for almost 50 years. In the early 70s, inspired by the likes of Bruce Lee, Tashi Mark started in Kenpo Karate under Richard Ladow. After serving in the US Army, traveling twice to Korea and once to Germany, Tashi Mark found inspiration in the JCVD movie Bloodsport and decided to one day open his own school. On April 8th 1998, his passion project was finally achieved and the doors finally opened. As Tashi Mark likes to say, "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life." Also in 1998, Tashi Mark started training Northern Mantis Kung Fu and Shaolin Kung Fu with Sifu Scott Jeffery. In 1999 Tashi Deborah Mahoney, training with Tashi Mark, became the Black Belt Hall of Fame recipient for the KRANE rating to include all of New England. Since 2007, Tashi Mark has furthered his training, adding Dekiti Tirsia Siradas Kali with Grandmaster Jerson "Nene" Tortal, as well as Baringin Sakti Silat with Grandmaster Edward Lebe. Tashi Mark is a full-time martial artist. "One of the greatest things in the martial arts is the transmission of knowledge to the next generation." - Tashi Mark Warner

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